Total Medals Earned: 2,374 (From 309 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,215 Points
Medals Earned: 6/9 (30/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
Find that secret block...
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Win the stage mode.
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/210 points)
Escape from the temple!
Escape without dying once
Escape without using either rifle
Kill every creature in the temple
Escape from the temple in under ten minutes
Gain every other medal
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/455 points)
It's time to learn some tricks
Team: step back then protect front line
Dominate! This is your only salvation
Cut! In the right place, at the right time
Master the craft of war
What a huge life form!
Your enemies - are enemies to each other
Get out of my corner
Try walking in their shoes
Is this place safe to hide forever?
Escape
Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible
This should be easy
Neutral wall
Between the devil and the deep blue sea
Run as fast as you can
Quick team trick
Behind the wall
Predator is the top life form - become him!
They have no chance to survive...
Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/405 points)
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 7/12 (135/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (175/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.